Dear Aunt Flo,
I don't miss you, but I'm not crazy about your replacement. What you supplied in magnitude (b'bye cramps!), post-menopause supplies in multitudes (b'bye waist!)
I got "the girls" lopped off post-menopause. Told to lose weight before surgery, I lost a good portion of the weight in my boobs — where I'd never lost weight before. Apparently, if you want to lose weight in your breasts, schedule top surgery. Of course the G's (or as many call it Quadruple D's) still weighed 9 pounds when removed. Good riddance!
Now that I've got 25 pounds to lose to attain the weight my insurance company says is healthy, it's leaving my hips and butt and migrating to my belly (my sub-solar-plexus (don't google: make up names for your anatomy!)). Thanks menopause.