{"id":49,"date":"2021-08-13T19:55:37","date_gmt":"2021-08-13T19:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2021-09-09T18:11:23","modified_gmt":"2021-09-09T18:11:23","slug":"menopause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/2021\/08\/13\/menopause\/","title":{"rendered":"Intro to Menopause"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>This started as standup. Then became a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/2020\/11\/01\/gender-schmender\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">blog<\/a>. And so it continues&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:54% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/warning-signs.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-54 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/warning-signs.png 600w, https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/warning-signs-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/warning-signs-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><strong><span style=\"color:#8d2121\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Warning!<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\">I'm about to get raw.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The good news: <\/strong>I don't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don't get your boxers in a bunch. Because I know this would otherwise upset you: I'm gonna group perimenopause, menopause, and post-menopause into one category. Because, seriously, who cares? Most cis-men don't know the difference. And really, it's just a clusterfuck of physical mayhem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#911414\" class=\"has-inline-color\"><\/span><\/strong>Hiking with a friend the other day, I started talking about menopause. As you do. His wife is a little younger than me, so I figured he's had to talk about this, or will soon enough. If not, I was doing his wife a favor by breaking him. In. By breaking him in. He was being magnanimous and asked what symptoms I've had.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> When I fuck my husband, my pussy rips open. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What do you talk about when you hike?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Stay tuned for more!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This started as standup. Then became a blog. And so it continues&#8230; Warning! I'm about to get raw. The good news: I don't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore. Don't get your boxers in a bunch. Because I know this would otherwise upset you: I'm gonna group perimenopause, menopause, and post-menopause into one category. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,22],"tags":[15,21,17],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gender","category-menopause","tag-gender","tag-menopausal","tag-menopause"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wiseacreswest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}